Well, hello there! It's lovely to see you! Let me start by giving you a big kiss. I'm in my hotel and as you can see, I have a very big bed. There's my crud over there. It's a bit chilly here in the UK so I'm going to wear some pretty, cotton pajamas to bed, but I know you're not interested in that, are you? You're just very happy to be near my mouth. Do you want me to open it wide for you? Would you like me to lick you? Do you like hearing me exhale? You love it all, don't you?
